Hey kids! Look who I saw!! Every year, Santa finds the time to visit on the back of the local fire truck - giving all the children (and grown-ups who like lollies) a few sweets, and probably checking to see who's been naughty or nice, and possibly checking for manners as well!
Wonder who's looking after Rudolph?
Q. What nationality is Father Christmas?
A. North Polish (of course!)
(Oh alright - I can hear the groans from here!)